1 Andha Police Mey
1 Andha Police Mey Bharti Honay K Liye Gaya
Officer Ney Poocha’Tumhey Ham Kis Liye Rakhein?
Andhey Ney Jawab Diya
‘Andha Dhund Firing K Liye’.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 702 views
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