A Pathan Calls Wife

A Pathan Calls Wife

Ghar Nhi Aa Skta

Car Ka Steering Gera Sb Chori
Ho Gya

After 5 Min

He Calls

Aa Rha Hu

Galti Se Pichli Seat Pe Beth Gya
Tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 764 views
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