Pagal: Motorway Pe Cigerate
Pagal: Motorway Pe Cigerate Pite Huye Bhag Raha Tha
Police wale Ne Pucha:
Kia Kr Rhe Ho?
Pagal: Hum Dekh Raha Hy k 1 Cigerate Kitne Kilometer Chalta Hay.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 968 views
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