Lost his cheque book
Santa Lost His Cheque Book:
Bank Manager: Be Careful, Anyone Can Put Ur
Sign,
Santa: Oye, I’m Not A Fool, I Have Already Signed
All Cheques.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 2474 views
Similar Jokes
2 Studnts raat me Parhty hue
First: Kitne baje hai?
Dusre ne 1 patthar uthakar saamne girls hostel me mara
Ek ladki nikli or boli: Kamino ab to so jao
raat ke 2 baj rahe hai..
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Taxi Driver: Petrol Khatm Ho Gaya Hai Gadi Aage Nahi Ja Sakti
Sardar:Koi Baat Nahi
Reverse Lelo, Vapas Ghar Chalte Hain
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aik bv apne shohar ki bahut farmanbardar thi.
Nechee kia dekh rahe ho joke to upar khatam ho gaya bv aur farmanbardar.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Qatil: Try Karo Ke Umar Qaid Ho Jaye
Magar Saza-E-Mot Na Ho,
.
.
Pathan Lawyer: Tum Fikar Mat Karo,
.
After Case
Qatil: Kya Howa?
Pathan: Bahut Mushkil Se Umar Qaid Howi,
Warna Adalat Tu Reha Kar Rahi Thi
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Suno!
Mehsoos karo,
Badal ki Garaj,
Bijli ki chamak,
Barish ki ek ek bond,
Tum se Cheekh cheekh kar
Keh rahi hai,
**Ab toh naha lo**
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Hmari dosti Tb Khtm hogi jb...
1 ghunga 1 behre ko call kar
k btyega ki 1 andhe ne dekha
ki 1 langda bhag rha tha Ghanze
k peeche Baal katne k liye......
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Wife: Suntay Ho Jii,,
Khush Naseeb ko English me kiya Kehty Hen??
?
?
?
?
Husband: UNMARRIED....;-p
by lescol (few years ago!)
Teacher :
Y R U Late..?
All Ur Classmates Came To Class On Time..??!!
Student :
"Jhund Me Kutte Ate Hain Sir...
Sher To Akela Ata Hai...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Tufani Barish Mein Ek Pathan
Ka Gadha Gum Ho Gya Tha
Pathan Dhonty Hoye 1 Park Pohanch Gaya Wahan 1 Larka Apni Girl Friend Ki Ankhojn Me Dewkhte Hoye Keh Raha Tha
Mujhe Tumhari Ankhon Main
Pori Duniya Nazr Aa Rahi Hai
Pathan : Dekhna Mera Gadha Nazar Aa Raha Hai Kya
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
2 sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
1 Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)