2 Sardar Fixing A Bomb

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.

Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.

Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 918 views
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