Patient: I have swallowed a key.

Sardar Doctor: When?

Patient: 3 months back!

Sardar Doctor: What were you doing till now?

Patient: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 606 views

hathi or choohey ki dosti

Ek hathi or choohey ki dosti ho gyee. Ek din hathi subah subah naha raha tha key chooha aaya or usey bulaney laga

Hathi ney bohat poocha key kia baat hey pani mein hi bata do, laikin chooha ar gaya key pehley bahar aao to bataoon ga

Kheir hathi pani sey bahar aaya. Ab choohey ney kaha wapis pani mein chaley jao.

Hathi ko bara ghussa aaya key pehley mujhey bahar nikala or ab pani mein wapis janey ko keh raha hey. Ghussa pi ker us ney poocha, “baat kia thee?”

Chooha bola: “Baat kia honi thee, subah sey apni jooti dhoond raha hoon, dekh raha tha tum ney to nahi pehen rakhi”

by farrukh ahmed (few years ago!)

Urdu to english translate

Teacher:sarak pe golian chal rahi thi .
Is english me tarnslate karo.
Student:tablets were going on the road.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Maa Banne Wali Hoon

Wife:
Aap Bohat Mote Ho Gaye Ho,

Sardar:
Tum Bhi To Kitni Moti Hogayi Ho,

Wife:
Buddhu Main To Maa Banne Wali Hoon,

Sardar:
Main Bhi To Baap Banne Wala Hoon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

The polish student

A Polish student was in his college
campus bookstore.

Questioning the store clerk about a book for one of his classes, the clerk responded, "This book will do half the job for you."

"Good," the Polack replied, "I'll take two."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

PATHAN: Hm Paani Q Peete hain

PATHAN: Hm Paani Q Peete hain??

Sardar: Nhi pata.

PATHAN:

BewaqoOoOff Hm Paani is liye Pete hain,

Q k hum Paani ko Kha nhi sakte

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)