Fizawon mai goonj rahi hai awazien RATTAY marny ki FARAZ
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Lagta hai NALAYAQON ke Exam hone waly hain

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 1335 views

Corruption

At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?"

The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn't hear the question.

"Isn't it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" the lawyer repeated. The witness still did not respond.

Finally, the judge leaned over and said, "Sir, please answer the question."

"Oh," the startled witness said, "I thought he was talking to you."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bachpan mein mujhe ek bus ne zor se dakka maar diya tha.

Santa: pata hai, bachpan mein mujhe ek bus ne zor se dakka maar diya tha.

Banta: baap re, tu mar gaya ke bach gaya?

Santa: mujhe yaad nahi hai. main tab 4 saal ka tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

marrege

*Love b4 Marriage*
Janu...tum nahe to mei nahe,
mei nahe to tum nahe...

*Love after Marriage*
"baghairta"...Aj tu nahe ya me nahe

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

Suraj pe lacture pathan ka inkar

Teacher:kal teacher kal suraj pe lacture dun gi sab ana.
Pathan:hum tu nai aae ga.
Teacher: Q?
Pathan:ami hum ku itna door jane nai dega.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Kanjoos ask to Taxi Driver:

Kanjoos ask to Taxi Driver: Abdullah Shah Ghazi k
mazaar jao gay?
Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga.
Kanjoos ne jaib se bag nikala or kaha: Wapsi main
langar lete aana.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)