Mr Funny ko apna apna gadha
Mr Funny ko apna apna gadha bechna tha. Usne apne sare friends ko sms kiya:
Agr Tumhe Kabi Kisi Gadhey ki Zarurat ho to Mujhe Yaad Kar Lena!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1027 views
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Why I Hate C.I.D :(
An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???
LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...
by Muhammad Zeeshan (few years ago!)
Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.
Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost… 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
sardar to doctor.sardar:-
doctor doctor every night in my dreams monkeys
play football for that iam getting distrubed.
doctor;- take this tablet and now onwards no
dreams comes to u. sardar:- can i take this
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ladke agar ameer ban jaye,
toh bigad jate hain
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and…
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ladkiya agr bigad jati hai toh
ameer ban jati hai..:P:P
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Boy:Ye Ratein Ye Hawaein Ye Chandni Ye Ghataein Ye Nadiya Ye Kinare Girl Interrupts Say:Abe Saale Pyar Kar Raha Hai Ya Nature Study
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dear Kanjoos customer, U have now subcribed kanjoosi package.
You can enjoy saving of sMs.
Your subcription title kanjoos is valid till Allah give U taufiq 2 send sMs.
by lescol (few years ago!)
Wife: khane main kya banau?
Huband: kuch bhi bana lo..kya
banaogi?
Wife: jo aap kaho
Husband: dal chawal bana lo
Wife: subah hi toh khaye the
Husband: toh roti sabzi bana lo
Wife: bachche nahi khayenge
Husband: toh chhole puri bana lo
Wife: mujhe fried cheezon se
heavy lagta hai
Husband: egg bhurji bana lo
Wife: aaj thursday hai
Husband: paranthe?
Wife: raat ko paranthe nahi khana chahiye
Husband: hotel se mangwa lete
hain
Wife: roz roz bahar ka nahi khanachahiye
Husband: toh phir kya banaogi?
Wife: jo aap kaho
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
There were continously coming I Love You messages
on a sardar’s mobile phone.
2nd sardar made fun of him about that.
1st sardar said: No, no, its not mine. I have
brought my wife’s mobile phone today by mistake.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sochte huwe bhi dar lagta hai.
If women could read minds,
every second man will get slapped. ;)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
The Judge asked the woman in court “Is your appearance before me today solely
down to the warrant that the court sent to your lawyers?"
"Certainly not" she replied " I always dress this way when going to work.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)