purani sarhee
Nokrani:Maalkin apki purani sarhee muje nai chaiye.
Malkin: Kyun? Nokrani:Apki saree pehenne k bad sahab
"Aap"Ko samajh k mere paas b nai aate.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 582 views
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