Santa k truck k peche likha tha

Santa k truck k peechay likha tha
"chota parivar sukhi parivar"
Or uske nechay
Tinu, minu, chintu, chinky, pinky, guddu, guddi,
sonu, monu, te sohan de papa di gaddi!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 520 views
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