Mard zyada sharif hain ya aurtain ?

Pathan

Ans. Mard

Q k Mardon Main

UMar Sharif

Nawaz Sharif

Shehbaz Sharif

HaMza Sharif

Jab k aurton Me sirf

Babra Shrif

aur

Amna Sharif

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1133 views

pathan logic!

Pathan's Logic

Who Is The Leader Of Ducks?

Ans: 'Frog'

Why?







Because Frog Is
'MAINDUCK.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

women

"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

Retired couple

A retired couple is lying in bed one night and are
discussing all aspects of their future.
"What will you do if I die before you do?" husband
asked wife.
After some thought, she said, "I'd probably look
for a house sharing situation with three other
single or widowed women who might be a little
younger than herself, since she is so active for her
age."
Then wife asked husband, "What will you do if I die
first?"
He replied, "Probably the same thing."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Dobyou have a problem

A patient came to his dentist with problems with
his teeth.
Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?
Dentist: Wear a brown tie!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa Banta in Exam Hall

Santa and Banta in Examination Hall:

Santa: Exam Sheet pe Starting main kya likh Don?

Banta: "Is Answer Sheet Pe jo bhi likha hoga

Wo kisi Question aur Teacher aur School se related nahin hain

And ye sub imiginary aur iska ksi se koi Sarokar Nahin Hai" :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)