Mard zyada sharif hain ya aurtain ?
Mard zyada sharif hain ya aurtain ?
Pathan
Ans. Mard
Q k Mardon Main
UMar Sharif
Nawaz Sharif
Shehbaz Sharif
HaMza Sharif
Jab k aurton Me sirf
Babra Shrif
aur
Amna Sharif
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