Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked"Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?"
Wife:"Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!"
Husband:"Bakri se hi poch raha hon"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 731 views

Nikah fees

Nikah K bad.
Admi:Fees?
Molvi:bv ki khubsurti K mutabiq de do!
Admi ne10 rupay de diye
Achanak hawa se Larki ka ghonghat uth gya
Molvi:Baqaya to Le Lo bhai.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Bacha: me Ne hathi k samNe

Bacha: me Ne hathi k samNe 12 kelay rakhe usne 11 khaye, aik q Nhi khaya?



Admi: hathi ka pait bhr gya hoga



Bacha: nhi 12wa kaila plastic ka tha,



Acha dubara mene hathi k samne 12 kaile rkhe to usNe ek b Nhi khaya q?



Admi: saare kaile plastic k honge



Bacha: nhi, is dafa hathi plastic ka tha...



Bacha: pr ab kaile b asli the or hathi b asli tha pr hathi ne ek b kaila nai khaya..

admi:

Kiun?



Bacha: hathi tv main tha or kela bair



Bacha: acha ab asli hathi or asli kaile dono tv pr the phr b hathi ne kaile nai khaye.



Admi: kiun bhai??





Bacha: dono alag alag channels pr the

Hahahaha



Tapa Tapa K GE0:-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Boy:Makhiya mar rha hu

Girl:Kya kr rahe ho
Boy:Makhiya mar rha hu

G:Kitni mari
B:3male 2 female

G:Kese pata?

B:3 Beer bottle pe the aur 2 Phone se chipki thi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek pathan kafi dair se

Ek pathan kafi dair se apna “NIKAH NAMA” dekh rha tha, Wife ne tung a kr pocha:

Kia dekh rhe ho? Pathan bola:

.EXPIRY DATE” dhoond raha Hon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa Ki Laash

Santa Ki Mout Bijli Girne Se Hui
Par Laash Muskurati Mili
God Ne Pucha Aisa Kyon?

Santa: O G Mainu Lagya Si
Koi Meri Photu Le Raha Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)