Mere BV Zero meter hai.
Santa: Mere BV Zero meter hai.
Banta: Tujhe kese pta?
Santa: Shadi se pehle 4 logo ne check kr k muje Batya tha.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 626 views
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Kaise?
Sust aadmi bola.
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Teacher:Translate it into
English: "Tumhe Laat marke
beizzat karke bahar nikal diya gaya
aur baad me vapas bulaya gaya ."
Student:You have been "GANGULIFIED"!
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