pathan 20 twenty
Pathan: Yar me 20/20 match ki shart har gya.
Major Rohail: Wo kese?
Pathan: Shart lagi thi k 20/20 match me team 6 GOAL kr ge.
Team ne 1 b GOAL nhi kya srf RUN bnate rhi.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 770 views
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