Pathan in Minar e Pakistan

Pathan:
Jab Hum Chota Tha
Tab Hum Minar-E-Pakistan Se Gir Gaya Tha

Dosra Pathan:
Tum Mar Gaya Tha Ya Bach Gaya Tha

Pehla Pathan:
Hum Ko Yad Nahin
Uss Waqt Hum Boht Chota Tha:-/

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 637 views
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