Pathan:
Jab Hum Chota Tha
Tab Hum Minar-E-Pakistan Se Gir Gaya Tha

Dosra Pathan:
Tum Mar Gaya Tha Ya Bach Gaya Tha

Pehla Pathan:
Hum Ko Yad Nahin
Uss Waqt Hum Boht Chota Tha:-/

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 946 views

Ek aadmi apne aap me kehta

Ek aadmi apne aap me kehta hu ja raha tha ki aisi zindagi se toh maut aachi.

Achanak Yamdoot aa gaya aur bola “Tumhari jaan lene ka hukm hai”
Aadmi : Lo batao, aab insaan mazaak bhi nahi kar sakta hai kya?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A beautiful girl is walking

Teacher: "A beautiful girl is walking on the road." Isko Sindhi mein translet karo..











Boy: Hatitt.. Wah jee chhori aa..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

bridal after her ...

The Bride After Her Engagement
Goes To Her Mom And Says:
I Have Finally Found A Man Just Like Papa


Mom:
So, What Do You Want From Me?


Daughter:
Sympathy

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

sardar:Yar kal main Tennu kinni

sardar:Yar kal main Tennu kinni wari Cal keti par tu Phone nai chukya

SHEIKH:Kyn chukan?
Jera main 25
Rupay da gana
Lugwaya A

O tera Peo
Sunay ga?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Cheeni Aur Ataa

1 American, 1 Chinese aur
1 Pakistani Chaand Per Gaye.
Teeno Ne Neechay Dekha To Zameen Per 1 Lambi Line Nazar ayi.
American:
Ye NASA Ki Building hai
Chinese:
Nhi Ye Deewar-E-Cheen He
Pakistani:
Oye Paglo Na Ye Building He Or Na Deewar
Ye To Utility Store K Bahir cheeni & Aata lenay Walon Ki Line He.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)