I have a confession 2 make,Ever since i have known U its kinda hard for me to 4getU.Every time u appear in my Dreamz,nI find myself shouting BHOOT BHOOT !

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 797 views

Birthday Party

For his wife's birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:

"You are not getting older. You are just getting better."

Asked how he wanted the message arranged, he said, "Just put 'You are not getting older' at the top and 'You are just getting better' at the bottom."

It wasn't until the good doctor was ready to serve the cake that he discovered that the cake read:

"YOU ARE NOT GETTING OLDER AT THE TOP.

YOU ARE JUST GETTING BETTER AT THE BOTTOM."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Husband asks, Do you know the

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mujhse Aage Nikal Ke To Dikha

Ek Din Santa Ke Ghar Mein Chor Aaya, Par Santa Ne Usko Dekh Liya To Chor Dar Ke Mare Bhag Gaya.

Santa Bhi Uske Piche Piche Bhagne Laga Aur Bhagte-Bhagte Chor Se Bhi Aage Nikal Gaya Aur Uski Taraf Dekh Ke Bola.

Santa: “Sale, Ek To Chori Uper Se Humse Race“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

100 Rs Mein Aata Hi Kya Hai?

Ek Din Pappu Ki Biwi Apne Mayke Gayi Hoti Hai,

Toh Pappu Sochta Hai Kyun Na Aaj Ka Din Enjoy Kiya Jaye,

Pappu Apne Ghar Per Apni Girlfriend Ko Bulata Hai Aur Naukar Ko Kehta Hai,

Pappu: “Aaj Teri Chuti Yeh Le 100/- Rupaye, Lekin Apni Malkin Ko Mat Batana”

Naukar: “Malik 100/- Toh Bahut Kam Hai, Malkin Issi Kaam Ke 500/- Deti Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Zubaida apa ke totke

Aik dafa do dost jungle main ja rahe the ke sher a gya ailk to darakht pr charh gya dosra lait gya or saans rok lia ye daikh kr shair us ke pass aya or kaan main kahan yahan zubaida apa ke totke nahi chalte

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)