ik pathan
ik pathan apne kandhe pe tota bitha kr ja raha tha,
rastey me 1 admi ne rok k pucha
bhae ye konsa janwar hai
tota bola: pathan hai saala
by Nilesh Kumar (few years ago!) / 906 views
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