1 pagal dosry pagal se udasi se:
1 pagal dosry pagal se udasi se:
Sab log hume pagal kyon kehty hain?
Dosra pagal: Tu dafa kar yaar…
ye le Tamatar. Aur SAKANJWI bana…
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 808 views
Similar Jokes
1. Russian General in 1987:
Pathans are the most brave people ever born on the earth. These people cant be defeated by force.
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2. By American General in 2004:
We are fighting a meaning less war against the Rocks.
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3. By Indian General in Siachin War:
If there were no NWFP province in pakistan.
I'm sure that at least Kashmir was Ours.
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Dont send ONLY bad msgs in name of Pathans.
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We Salute Pathans.
Be united , We are all Pakistani.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Larkion ke Chakkar Me Mat Parna DostoKyun ki
Ye Aati Hain HEER Ki Tarha
Lagti Hain KHEER Ki Tarha
Chubhti Hain TEER Ki Tarha
Or End Me
Halat Kar Deti Hain FAKEER Ki Tarha..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
* Congratulations *
SMS na karney pey
Aapko
Award
of Kanjoosi 2015
diya jata hia.
no need to say thanks, ye award ap he ka right ta
by lescol (few years ago!)
Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.
Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.
Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.
Pathan: Thanks Yara...
by ashfaq (few years ago!)
Teacher: Jis admi ko sunayi na de, Usey English mai kia kahengy?
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Pathan Student: Jo marzi kah do, usko konsa sunayi daita hai
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Terey Merey
Pyaar Ka
Aisa Nataa Hai,
Dekh K SURAAT Teri ;***; x(@..@)x “(—)”
Mujhko
KHOAF AATA HAI..:-
Ammiiiii…… Bhaaoøwww”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.
Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.
Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.
Pathan: Thanks Yara..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Journalist: Tell me Major, did you ever fall into d
hands of d enemy in any of ur engagements?
Major: Oh, yes, but I escaped when I got a divorce.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Bacha: 1 Litre Aata De Do!
Dukandar: Beta Aata Kilo K Hisab Se Milta Hai..
Dobara Kaho!
Bacha: Bottle Mein 1 Kilo Aata De Do!
Dukandar: Beta Aata Bottle Mein Nahin Ata.
Acha ! Tum Dukandar Bano !
Main Batata Hun K Kaise Laite Hain..
Dukandar: 1 Kilo Aata Dedo!
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Bacha: Bottle Laye Ho?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ladkiyo ki ada hame pasand nahi, Ladkiyo se bate
hame pasand nahi,
Yeh to aane vale bancho ki jid he mumy chahiye,
Varna shadi karna hame pasand nahi!!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)