1 pagal dosry pagal se udasi se:
1 pagal dosry pagal se udasi se:
Sab log hume pagal kyon kehty hain?
Dosra pagal: Tu dafa kar yaar…
ye le Tamatar. Aur SAKANJWI bana…
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