1 pagal dosry pagal se udasi se:

1 pagal dosry pagal se udasi se:

Sab log hume pagal kyon kehty hain?

Dosra pagal: Tu dafa kar yaar…

ye le Tamatar. Aur SAKANJWI bana…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 629 views
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