1 sardar apne bache ko mar raha tha
1 sardar apne bache ko mar raha tha or Medicne khala rha tha. 1 admi ne poch tm esy quen mar rhe o.?
Sardar:doctor ne kya c
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Enu goli kut k deni aa.;->
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