Teacher: tum ro Q rahe ho?

Teacher: tum ro Q rahe ho?

Ladka:meri mummy mere papa ko kutta kehti h.
or papa unko BILLI,

mujhe samjh nhi aata ki main PILLA hu
ya BILLA?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 571 views
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