Banta: Please give me your telephone number. I will
call you up in some time.
Santa: It is in the telephone book.
Banta: Fine! What is your name?
Santa: That is in the telephone book, too

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 674 views

SaaS: beti Aj se

SaaS: beti Aj se tumhara ghr yhi hy

Aj se tum mjhe MAA or sasur ko ABU kahogi.

Sham ko uska husband ghr aya to boli

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Maa

BHAIYA aa gay.:-O

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Cinema poster

1st beggar: arey, tum kyu us cinema poster ko aise
gur rahe ho?
2nd beggar: main hee is cinema ka producer hoo

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

High class insult

"High Class Insult"
Boy 2 Girl :- Apne Baal to dekho jaise Ghass Ugi
Ho
Girl :- Isliye itni der se soch rahi hu ke mere pass
Gadhe kyo Khade hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Aik memon samander mein doob gaya

Aik memon samander mein doob gaya,
Us ne dua ki YA ALLAH mujhe nikal de,
Me teri raah mein aik Chawal ki degh doon ga.

Aik lehar ne is ko bahar nikal diya,
Bahar aa kar bola: Konsi Degh?
Foran aik lehar aayi aur is ko wapas le gayi.

Memon bola: YA ALLAH mein ne to poocha tha Chicken Ya Beef?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko

Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar keh dala – I love you.
Premika(Gusse se) : Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte?
Santa : I love you Didi!!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)