Cigarette
Santa found cigarette in daughter’s room “Ohh
God! She smokes?”
Then she found wine, “O God! She drinks?” Then
he saw boy,
“Thank God@ To ye sab ess munde da hai
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 789 views
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