1 Sardar ji ik Sheikh ki Baaraat mei gye
1 Sardar ji ik Sheikh ki Baaraat mei gye
wahan bar bar Paani Pesh kiya ja raha tha
Tang aa ker Sardar bola:
Galey wich paani phans gya hai Ik boti tey deo
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 928 views
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