Uncle Aik Bachay Se Kehte Hain

Uncle Aik Bachay Se Kehte Hain :
Beta Aik Acha Sa Jhoot Bolo
Agar Mujhe
Pasand Agaya To Main Tumhien Paanch Rupay Doon Ga

Bacha Masoomiat Se :
Yeh Lo ! Abhi To Das Rupay Kahay Thay …. !!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 972 views
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