TEACHER-pani me rahana
TEACHER-pani me rahana wale 6 jiv jantuo ka nam batao
BOY-mendak
TEACHER- 5 NAM OR BATAO ....
BOY- mendak ki mummy, mendak ka papa, mendak ki behan, mendak ka bhai, or mendak ki GF.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 563 views
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