During a software company interview:

HR: Suppose i select u, where do u see yourself 5 yrs frm now?
Student: At home waiting for d joining date..:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 693 views

Aik borhi orat nay 100 police walon ki dawat ki.

Aik borhi orat nay 100 police walon ki dawat ki.

Police officer: Amma G ye khana kis khushi mai khilaya?

Amma: Mai manat mani si k mera ghar bn giyatay mai 100 haramdian nu roti khwaon giEs lai tawanon roti khawai

Police officer hans K bola:Amma aina takaluf Q'n kita1 wapda wala sadd laina C.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

women

"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

Banta: Hum To Udti Chidya

Banta: Hum To Udti Chidya K Bhi Par Gin Lete He,

Santa: Is Me Mushkil Hi Kiya Hai
2 Hi To Hota Hein

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa Apne Bete Pappu Ka

Santa Apne Bete Pappu Ka Admission Form Bharne Mein
Madad Kar Raha Tha, To Pappu Ne Puchha.

Pappu: “Papa, Ye Mother Tongue Wale Box Mein Kya Likhna Hai?”
Santa: “Very Long Likh De Beta“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Hum Log Ghar ki Rakhwali

Hum Log Ghar ki Rakhwali k Liye kUTTA Rakhte Hain.

Pakistani Citizen:

Ye Konsi Bari Baat Hai..

"Humne To Pure Mulk k Liye Rakha Hua Hai.."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)