Santa Aur Banta

Santa Aur Banta Shehar Mein Aaye Aur Zindagi Mein Pehli Baar Rikshaw Dekha. Santa Rikshaw Dekh Ke Bola.

Santa: “ Dekho Kitna Chhota Taanga Hai ”

Banta: “ Haan Aur Gadha To Dekho, Aadmi Jesa Dikhta Hai..!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 590 views
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