Bachelors think that Married men are lucky,

Married think that Bachelors are lucky.

The point is that

Bachelors think at Night

&

Married think at day time

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1357 views

Zindagi Ki Sabse Badi Jaroorat?

Class Mein Food Engineering Ka Practical Ho Raha Tha,

Professor Ne 1 Chuhe Ke Liye Ek Taraf Cake Aur Dusre Taraf Chuhiya Rakh Di,

Chuha Fauran Cake Ki Taraf Lapka,

Dusri Baar Cake Ko Badal Kar Roti Rakh Di,

Chuha Fir Roti Ki Taraf Lapka,
Is Tarah Kayi Baar Food Item Badle,

Magar Chuha Har Baar Food Item Ki Taraf Hi Bhaga,

Professor: “Bus Saabit Ho Gaya Ke Khana Hi Sabse Badi Jaroorat Hai”

Professor Ne Itna Bola Hi Tha Ke Last Line Mein Se Pappu Ki Aawaz Aayi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Police:tmne ye boardnai parha k

Pathan ne jungle me poti krdi Police:tmne ye board
nai parha k poti krna skht mana hy
Pathan: O yara humne sakht nai naram ki hy,ungli
mar k dekhlo.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Kon Banega Carore Pati

A Pathan Was Playing
“Kon Banega Carore Pati”

Shahrukh Khan Asked:
“Apne Baap Ka Naam Batao”

Pathan Replied:
“Hu Ko Pagal Samajhti Haikya?
4 Options Kidhar Hain..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Do Sardar Raat Ko Ghoom Rahy Thy

Do sardar raat ko ghoom rahy thy
1st sardar:
bohat garmi hy yar
2nd:
Han yar agar din hota to kahin chhaon mai beth jaty.

by Razzi (few years ago!)

ak jaga baraat pa pabandi lag gi

ak jaga baraat pa pabandi lag gi
sardaroon ko pta chala wo saza dany chly gy
kali sahi lee or sabko lone ma laga kr moo kaly krny lagy
ak baraati bar bar line tur kr agy aa kr khta sadar: ji mra moo kala kroo
sadar: chal wapis
ak bar phr aa gya
sadar: phr bola chal waps
turi dhr bad phr aa gya sadar ji mara moo kala kroo
sadar: ki gal ay tanoo kadi jaldi ay
baraati: manoo pta ay sahi khtmm hoi ty tusi chater marny shroo ka do gy

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)