An Elephant Cow and a Khota

An
Elephant
Cow and
a Khota

Arguing whos the Best

Elephant:
I help move heavy loads

Cow:
I give milk
.
.
.
.

kuchh bol yar

Its ur turn now!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 540 views
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