Itni Si Baat Pe Mujhe Kyu Jagaya
Ek Baar Santa Ke Ghar Chor Gus
Gaya, Santa Gahri Neend So Raha Tha.
Chor Ne Santa Ko Bandook Lagayi Aur Bola.
Chor: “Jaldi Bata Sona Kidhar Hai?”
Santa Neend Mein Hi Bola: “Saale Itna Bada Ghar Hai Jidhar Marji Soja, Mere Ko Jagane Ki Kya Jarurat Thhi“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 627 views
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