Itni Si Baat Pe Mujhe Kyu Jagaya
Ek Baar Santa Ke Ghar Chor Gus
Gaya, Santa Gahri Neend So Raha Tha.
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Chor: “Jaldi Bata Sona Kidhar Hai?”
Santa Neend Mein Hi Bola: “Saale Itna Bada Ghar Hai Jidhar Marji Soja, Mere Ko Jagane Ki Kya Jarurat Thhi“
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