Nau jawano aage bado Santa age

Captain: Nau jawano aage bado

Santa age nai bada
Captain:Tum age kyu nai bade?


Santa:Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado,Me 10 ve number pe

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 887 views
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