After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and didn't notice."

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 653 views

Shadi na karne ki waja

Swaal kutte shadi kiun nai karte?;->




jawab:kiun k wo pehlay hi kutton ki zindagi guzar rahe hain.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Our teacher talks to...

Our teacher talks to herself; does yours?

Yes, but she doesn't realize it; she thinks we're actually listening!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

She is my 89

teacher : said translate into english wo meri nawasi hai

student:itna asaan itna asaan
she is my 89

by WAQAR (few years ago!)

My Grand Father Lived For 96 Years

My Grand Father Lived For 96 Years
He Never Used Glasses

Sardar : Ya I Know
Few People Drink
Directly From Bottle

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pappu Ghar Der Se Pahucha

Pappu Ghar Der Se Pahucha Aur Ghar Mein Darte Darte Enter Hua

Father: Kahan Tha Ab Tak, Itna Late Kaise Hua,
Pappu: Papa, Friend Ke Ghar Tha,

Yeh Sun Kar Unhone Sabhi Khaas Doston Ko Phone Laga Diya,

Friend 1: Ji Uncle Yahi Pe Tha, Just Ghar Ke Liye Nikla Hai,
Friend 2: Yahi Hai Uncle Toilet Gaya Hai, Baat Karau Kya ?
Friend 3: Uncle Ji Woh Padh Raha Hai….

Best Friend: Friend 4: Haan Papa Boliye, Kuch Kaam Tha !!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)