1 Andha aadmi air force mein

1 Andha aadmi air force mein bharti ke liye gaya

Major: Main tumhe kiss kam ke liye rakhu?

Aadmi: Sirf andhadhundh firing ke liye!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 591 views
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