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Pakistani to American: Tum choron k sath kya Salook karte ho?

American: Hum unke sath bohat acha salook karte hain.

Un k khany peeney ki her cheez ka khayal rakhte hain.

Pakistani: Bas! ye to kuch bhi nahi,

Tum abhi hum se bohat peechay ho.

Hum to choron ko President bana dete hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 582 views
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