Pakistani to American
Pakistani to American: Tum choron k sath kya Salook karte ho?
American: Hum unke sath bohat acha salook karte hain.
Un k khany peeney ki her cheez ka khayal rakhte hain.
Pakistani: Bas! ye to kuch bhi nahi,
Tum abhi hum se bohat peechay ho.
Hum to choron ko President bana dete hain.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 882 views
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Boy to boy= 00:00:59
Boy to mom= 00:10:30
Boy to dad= 00:02:36
Boy to girl= 01:15:01
Girl to girl= 00:29:59
Girl to boy= 00:00:05
by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)
Research Says Girls Take Three
Days To Judge A Boy Whether She Likes Him.
Boys Take Three Seconds,
1 Sec.: “Kya Ladki Hai Yaar”
2 Sec.: “Mast Hai Bhai”
3 Sec.: “Bhai Mujhe Pyar Ho Gaya“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Fakeerni:
sahab1 Rupya de de 3 din se bhuki hu,
sahab:
3 din se bhuki ho to 1 Rupye ka kya karo gi?
Fakeerni:
weight dekhungi kitna loose hua:-D
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Teacher: Tumhare father kia karte hain?
Student: HBFC k malik hain.
Teacher: O Nice, acha ye HBFC ka matlab kia hai?
Student: Hafiz Burger & Fruit Chaat
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Koi 1 din select kro
1. Sun
2. Mon
3. Tue
4. Wed
5. Thur
6. Fri
7. Sat
or us din naha lia karo plz.
Sardi ka ye matlab to nahi k ap nahana chhor do..
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
1st ever intelligent sardar.
Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?
sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Police: Park Me Romance Karte Ho, Bacho pe kya
Asar Parega?
Aadmi: Hum dono Married Hain
Police: To Ghar Me Karo
Aadmi: Tab Iske Husband Par Kya Asar Parega?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa 60th B'day Bnta-Ye Cake Pe bulb Q lagaya he? Snta-60 Candls lagane Me Mushkil ho Rhi thi Isliye 60Watt k bulb laga diye
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Son 2 Mom: 10 Rs. Dena Bahir 1 Gareeb Ko
Dene Hain,
.
.
.
Mom: Kaha Hai Gareeb.. ??
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.
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Son: Bechara Bahir Dhup Mein Kulfiyan Bech
Raha Hai.. -:p -:p
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Two Ladies Were Fighting for the Window Seat in
Bus,
Both were claiming that She Came First, One Old
Man was Watching this All. At last he said: Why Are
You Fighting?
Is ka Hal Main Tum ko Batata Hon, Tum mein se Jo
bhi Umar Main Barri hai Wo Baith Jaye.
Dono Ek Dosri Se Boli Theek hai Tum Baith Jao. :-)
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)