Public to Santa:
Public to Santa: us rowdy ke vajah se hum pareshaan hai. use haamare area se bhagaane ka koi tareeka bataao?
Santa: aasaan hai, use election mein khadaa karke MLA banaa do. agle 5 saal tak woh tumhaare area ki taraf nahi aayega.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 937 views
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Maine Us Se Poocha,
Tu Bolta Kyon Nahi,
Wo Palken Jhuka Kar Muskura Diya,
Or.
Rait Per Likha.
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Main Goonga Hon. :-)
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IF YOU JUST BROKE UP:
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. Never stay alone! Your friends are there
. Hug more people
. Stop listening to sad music! It only make things
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. Hang out with friends n family
. Try looking for someone who u think is the best
for u!
IF YOU ARE MARRIED..
. GAME OVER dear!
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Dosto raat ko padhte padhte ek khayal aaya...
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Fir kya pen uthaya aur likh di nayi Equation...
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