A B C
Wilfred had just learned his abc's and was very
scared of doing them in front of the class. The
teacher, though, told him that the best way to
conquer his fears would be to just go ahead and
do it. So, trembling, he stood in front of the class
and began.
"ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ."
"Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot the P. Where's
the P?
"It's running down my leg."
by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 937 views
Similar Jokes
3 bandar zoo se farar ho gae.
1 tv dekh raha hai.
2.game khel raha hai.
3.tum nai ho dost aisa na socho
abi tak wo mil nai raha.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Santa was cooking Murgi,Wen he added Hara
Dhaniya guess wat Happened?The Murgi start
Dancing & Singing 'HUM PE YEH KISNE HARA
RANG DALA.MAAR DAALA.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek Andha Police Me Bharti Hone Ke Liye Gaya.
Officer Ne Pucha "Tumhe Hum Kis Liye Rakhe.?"
Andhe Ne Fauran Jawaab Diya "Andha-Dhund
Firing Ke Liye."
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa: tumhaara beta bilkul tumhaara jaisa hi dikhtaa hai.
Banta: dheere se bol... woh padosi ka beta hai
Santa: agar electricity nahi hota to kya hota?
Banta: raat mein candle light mein TV dekhna padta tha
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher to Boy :
Kal absent kyon the tum ??
Boy : Ma'am, aap ke kehne par, main
"The Dirty Picture" dekhne gaya tha .. ....
...
Teacher : Kya ??
Maine aisa kab kaha tumse ???
Boy : Ma'am, aap hi ne toh kaha tha, Bachcho,
'
'
'
'
'
'VIDYA' me mann lagaao.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon.
They were getting frustrated, though, because the two women who were playing right in front of them were quite slow, and were holding up the men's game.
"Don't they know their supposed to let us play through?!" asked the first man.
The other man shook his head. "I'm going to go ask them if we can play through," said the first man, emphatically, "Enough is enough!"
He started walking over toward the women, but as he got close, he suddenly turned around and came back, white as a ghost.
"Oh God," he said to his friend, "This is awful. You're going to have to ask those women if we can play through. You see, one of them is my wife, and the other is my mistress!"
The other man shrugged, and said "No sweat."
He walked over toward the women, and just as he was getting close, turned around and came running back to his pal. His eyes wide open, he said - "Small world isn't it!"
by Muhammad Sadeeq (few years ago!)
Teacher: What is Common between Buddha, Jesus, Mahavira and Guru Nanak?
Santa: All of them were Born on Government Holidays.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: batao pepsi faida deti hai ya nuqsan
Student: koi pila dai to faida
Pilani pary to nuqsaan :P
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan :hum yahan nai rahay ga hmra paisa wapis
karo,
Itna chota kamra or 1 stool,
tum humein janwar smjhta hai.
Waiter:sir kamray may tu chalian ye Lift hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Wife: Zara Mujay Apna Mobile Dikhana.
Husband: Wait,
Us Ko me on To Kr Lu.
Delete Videos
Delete Pictures
Delete Private Folders
Delete Nmbers
Delete All Messages
Delete Delete Delete Delete Delete Delete .
Format Memory Card .
Yeh Lo… .
Wife: acha 10 Baj Gaye Hn… Bs Time He Dekhna Tha, THnX
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)