Wilfred had just learned his abc's and was very
scared of doing them in front of the class. The
teacher, though, told him that the best way to
conquer his fears would be to just go ahead and
do it. So, trembling, he stood in front of the class
and began.
"ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ."
"Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot the P. Where's
the P?
"It's running down my leg."

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 852 views

Khan SAB platform par khare sb pathan kese mar gye?

Reporter: Khan SAB platform par khare sb pathan kese mar gye?

Pathan: Aik elan hua k train platform par aa rahi hai sab ne jan buchanay k liye patri par chalaang laga di

Reporter: Phir aap kese bach gye?

Pathan: Main khudkukshi k lie patri par leta tha ye elan suna to mein platform par ja kar lait gya.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Chudail Bhi Aurat Hi Hoti Hai

Ek Shaitani Chudail Ne 60 Saal Ke Pati-Patni Se
Kaha.
Chudail: “Main Tum Dono Ki Ek-Ek Wish Poori Kar
Sakti Hoon”
Patni: “Main Apne Pati Ke Sath Saari Duniya
Ghumna Chahati Hoon”
Chudail Ne Chhadhi Ghumaai Aur 2 Tickets Aa
Gaye.
Phir Husband Se Puchha: “Tum
Bolo, Kya Chahate Ho?”
Pati: “Mujhe Apne Se 30 Saal Chhoti Wife Chahiye”
Chudail Ne Fir Chhadhi Ghumai Aur Husband Ko 90
Saal Ka Kar Diya.
Moral: Aadmi Ko Yaad Rakhna Chaahiye Ki Chudail
Bhi Aurat Hi Hoti Hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Student

Jab Question Paper ho Out of Control
Answer sheet ko kar ky Fold
Answer Sheet ko kar ky Fold
Aeroplane bana ke bol
.
.
ALL IS FAIL

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Santa was drawing money from ATM

Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Blind

Chiman: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai,
aadmi nahi dikhta.

Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Chiman: Phone karte waqt.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)