Shadi ki 14th ANNIVERSARY
Shadi ki 14th ANNIVERSARY pe HUSBAND gehri soch mein tha.
Wife: Kya soch rahay ho?
Husband: Yad hai,
... Jub tumharay abbu ne date pe pakra tha,
Or kaha tha,
Ya to meri beti se shadi kro,
Ya 14 saal k liye Jail jao,
Wife (smiles): Yes
Husband: Agr Main sahi faisla kerta to,
ajj Azaad ho jata. :D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1069 views
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