Pakistani Awam Ki
Pakistani Awam Ki Insaniyat K Liye
3 Khidmaat Aesi Hain K
Dunya Main Koi Hamara Muqabla Nahi Kar Sakta.
1. Bhai Motorcycle Ka Stand Utha Lo.
2. Bhai Bike Ki Head Light Band Kar Lo.
3. Bhai, Baji Ka Dupatta Utha Lo, Wheel Main Na Ajaye.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1295 views
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