Pappu To His Friend: Tell me one thing "Always I have seen, you have taken your wife only Night Clubs, Why?"

Friend: What to do yaar, "By the time she get free from makeup, no other places are open"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 685 views

Nark main huhat se log

Nark me bahut se log aram se soo rahe the. .
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BHAGWAAN - Ye log to nark ki garmi me bhi aram
se so rahe hai. .
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YAMRAAJ -SAALE U.P. se HAI

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

65... kissing a girl

65... kissing a girl on her forehead is respect,,

kissing a girl on her cheek is care,,

kissing a girl on her eyes is care & love,,

kissing a girl on her lips is love,,

but kissing a girl
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in front of her boyfriend.....
HUD HUD DABANGG DABANGG DABANGG

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Na hawa hai na maya hai

Na hawa hai na maya hai,
Ehsaas apka aya hai,
Hamein b msg kar k dekh lo jaan,
COMPANY ne ye mobile sirf apki Girl FRIEND k liye nahi banaya hy

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

What about your result?

Father: What about your result?
Son: Dad, Principal's son failed..

Father: What about yo?

Son: Dad, doctor's daughter also failed..

Father: Well what about you?

Son: I am not Zardari's son, I am also failed..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kutte ke sath

Ek sardar subah subah jogging karne ke liye nikla
apne kutte ke sath.
Rudra: Oye yeh subah subah gadhe ke saath kaha
jaa rahe ho?
Sardar: Oye yeh gadha nahi kutta hai.
Rudra: Oye main kutte se hi pochh raha hoon

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)