Makeup Joke
Pappu To His Friend: Tell me one thing "Always I have seen, you have taken your wife only Night Clubs, Why?"
Friend: What to do yaar, "By the time she get free from makeup, no other places are open"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 875 views
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