Khane Ki Koi Chez

Wife Shoping Kr K Ai
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Wife:
Ye Dabba Utha Lo
...
Husband:
Is Mein Zarur Mere Khane Ki
Koi Chez Hogi

Wife:
Han Mere Sendal Hain

by Adnan Khalid (few years ago!) / 730 views
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