Pessenger: Tumne Mere Jaib Me Hath Kyn Dala?
Pessenger: Tumne Mere Jaib Me Hath Kyn Dala?
Pathan: Muje Machis Chahiye Thi
Pessenger: Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The
Pathan: Hum Ajnabi Se Baat
Nahi Karta
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 923 views
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