Teacher: Usne khud khushi kar li, usse khud khushi
karni padi, difference batao.
Student: Pehle wala padha likha berozgar tha,
doosra shaadi shuda tha.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 897 views

Roz Subha 50 ladkiya

Sardar Roz Subha 50 ladkiya mera intezar karti hain
man- are wah Vo kaise?
sardar- Main Girls collage ka busdriver Hu na.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Shadi Se Pahle Girlfirend

Shadi Se Pahle Girlfirend Apne Boyfriend Se Puchti Hai

Girlfriend: “Chaand Kaha Hai?”

Boyfriend: “Ek Upar Aur Ek Tum.”

Shadi Ke Baad Vo Hi Patni Jab Apne Pati Se Puchhti Hai.

Patni: “Chaand Kahan Hai?”

Pati: “Andhi Hai Kya? Wo Upar Kya Tera Baap Torch Leke Khada Hai?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Math Problems

Young Larry stopped by the corner grocery store and read the following list to the clerk:

10 pounds sugar at $1.25 a pound

4 pounds coffee at $1.50 a pound

2 pounds butter at $1.10 a pound
2 bars soap at $.83 each

"How much does that come to?" asked Larry.

"Twenty-two dollars and thirty-six cents."

"If I gave you three ten dollar bills, how much change would I get?" said the boy.

"Seven dollars and sixty-four cents," stated the clerk who appeared to be irritated by all the questions.

Larry said, as he disappeared through the door, "I don't want to buy the items...that's our arithmetic lesson for tomorrow, and I needed some help with it."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

At Age 3 We Start Study With

At Age 3 We Start Study With Tears & At Age 23 We Finish Study With Tears…
1st Tears are Due to Fear of New Place & 2nd are Due to Missing Dears

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

My father dug

Santa: My Father Dug The Suez Canal
Banta: That’s Nothing
Have You Heard Of Dead Sea?
Santa: Yes, I Have
Banta: My Dad Killed It

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)