Man to Hotel Manager

Man to Hotel Manager : Jaldi Chalo, Meri Wife Khirki se kudh kar jaan dena chahti hai.

Manager : So .. Sir What can I Do?

Man : Abey Saale ! Khirki nahi khul rahi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 597 views
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