han Hai Sala…
Pat1 Pathan Apne Kandhey Pe
Tota Bithaey Ja Raha Tha
1 Admi Ne Pucha:
Ye Konsa Janwar Hai?
Tota Bola: Pathan Hai Sala…
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 1213 views
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Customer:
I Need A Ladies Suit…
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Shopkeeper:
Begum K Liye Chahiye Ya Koi Acha Sa Dikhaon?
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Mom :Beta haath jal gaya,
toothpaste lana.
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Pappu : No, maa,
Mere toothpaste me namak hai,
Duniya Wale kahenge bete ne Jale pe
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