In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing
its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 911 views

A little girl and her dog

A little girl and her dog are walking through the forest when they suddenly fall into a pit. They scramble and scramble but can't make their way out. The little girl yells, the dog barks, but no one is around to hear their calls for help. Slowly, the night sky turns black and they find themselves engulfed in utter darkness.

Off in the distance, the wolves begin howling. Each howl is louder and closer than the last.

The little girl holds the dog close to her chest and says sadly to the dog, "This is the worst mess in which ever have found ourselves, my darling Sparky."

"Yeah," the dog says, "we're really screwed."

"Sparky," the girl says, astonished, "I didn't know you could talk."

"Well," the dog says, "I was kinda waiting for the right time to tell you."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Student

Height of HONESTY….
"Sitting in Examination Hall
Opening the chit
Memorizing the answers
And
Then writing without seeing chit"

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Sardar To Sardarni

Sardar To Sardarni:
“Jaldi Roti De Ajj 4 Wajjay Khotyan Di Race Ay,
Main Othe Jaana Ay”…
Sardarni:
“Bus Rein Diyo,
Turya Jaanda Nai,
Tay Race Lao Gay”.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher: Aaj tum late kyu aaye

Teacher: Aaj tum late kyu aaye? School 7 baje shuru hota he.

Funny Kid: Madam, Aap meri fikar mat kia karo, School shuru karwa dia karo.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

She Had The Ticket

A Ticket Collector In A Train Fines Rs400 For No Ticket

He Chrgd 1st Girl Rs300
Who Wz Wearing Sleevless

Rs200 To 2nd Who Wz Wearing Sleevless & Backless

Rs100 To 3rd Who Wz Wearing Sleevless Backles & A Mini Skirt

He Chrgd Rs 0 To The 4th One
Why?

Dirty Mind!
She Had The Ticket:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)