Funny Poetry – Aasman me kaali
Aasman me kaali ghata chhayi hai . ..
Aaj fir Girlfriend ne 2 baatein sunayi hai .
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Dil to krta hai sudhar jaun magar,
Padoswali aaj short skirt pehen k aayi hai..
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1161 views
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