While creating wives

While creating wives, God promised men that good & ideal wives will be found in all corners of the world and then he made the earth round!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 669 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

5 Sardar owr 1 Pathan

5 Sardar owr 1 Pathan Helicopter ki rassi se Latky howe thay
.
Pilot ne kaha ke Load zayada hai eslie 1 Fard ko koodna hoga
.
Pathan yai sun

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
1 bacha road pe kuttay ko le ja rha tha

1 bacha road pe kuttay ko le ja rha tha

1 Police wala hanste hue
Beta apne bhai ko kahan le ja rhe ho?

Bacha

Police me bharti krwane.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A Story With A Moral

Class Mein Hindi Ki Teacher Ne Pappu Ko Boka

Madam: “Pappu Ek Story Sunao With Moral”

Pappu: “Maine Use Phone Kara Wo So Rahi Thi, Phir Baad Mein Usne Muje Phone Kra Main So Raha Tha.”

“Moral: Jaisi Karni Vaisi Bharni“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Beta ab tum mujhe apni maa

Saas: beti ab tum mujje apni maa or apne Sasur ko
pita hi samjhna,
Tabhi darwaje par ghanti baji,
Bahu ne darwaja khola to pati aaye tha
Saas: Kon aaya hai beti,
Bahu: Maa bhaiya office se aaye hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
ye jannat mai jaye gi

Muslim lady: asalamo alikum!

MOLVI : ye jannat mai jaye gi

HINDU LADY: Namasty!

MOLVI: ye dozakh mai jay gi

CHRISTIAN LADY: Hi darling!

MOLVI: ye mere sath jaye gi

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Battery & Woman

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive sid

by usmanzahid (few years ago!)
Pathan

Pathan Petrol Pump Gya
Board Pr Likha tha
mobile Use Kerna Mana Hai
us Ne Mobile Nikala Or Sb Doston Ko Call Kr k kaha
phon mat krna
Main Petrol Pump pe hon

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Jeet Chuke Hum Her Jung,,

Jeet Chuke Hum Her Jung,,
Ab Yeh Baazi B Hamari Hai,,

Boht Zaleel Ho Chuke
Faraz
Sardar
Aur Aapa

Ab
VEENA Ki Baari Hai …..!!!
COMING SOON …!!!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Psychology ka practical ho raha tha

Psychology ka practical ho raha tha.. :D

Professor ne 1 Chuhe k liye 1 taraf CAKE Aur dusri taraf CHUHIYA rakh di..

Chuha fouran Cake ki taraf lapka..

Dusri baar Cake ko badal kar ROTI rakhi..
Chuha Roti ki taraf lapka..
Is tarah kai baar food-item badle magar Chuha har baar food ki taraf bhaga..
Profesr:" Bas, sabit ho gya ki BHUKH hi Sbse badi taqat hai..
Itne me last row ki bench se ek Student ki awaaz aai....
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Sir, 1 bar Chuhiya badal k bhi dekhlo, ho sakta hai wo uski “BEHAN” ho...:p :O :D :D
Students Rocks - Professor Shocks

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Tapane Ki Had

Tapane Ki Had.
Bacha Dukaan Daar Se:
Uncle Safeguard Sabun Hai?

Dukaan Daar: Ji Haan Hy!!

Bacha:Haath Dho Ker
1 Rupe Wali Kulfi Dena..!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

Khan Sahb Ki Flight Ma Tabya..

Call Mat Karna

heater.

Japan mein 2 dost thy

Pathan

Baba ranchoddas said

Sar dard ki goli

Dahi ki english btao

Sardar Se Dahi Ki English Btao

Girlfriend: Kal Mera Birthda..

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook