Altaf Hussain Hajj karny gaye,

Altaf Hussain Hajj karny gaye,
.
Jab woh Shaitaan ko Kankariyan maarny lagy to aawaz aai,
.
"BHAI"...
.
Aapne yahan aany ki Zehmat kyon ki? Mujhe London bula liya hota.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1262 views
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