Sardar Ne Daru Pi Ke
Sardar Ne Daru Pi Ke Apne Apko Aaine Main Dekha Or Bola
Isko To Kahin Dekha Hai ....
O Yaad Aaya Ye To Wahi Haramkhor Hai Jo Shadi Ke Album Main Meri Biwi Ke Sath Tha.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 621 views
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Aik dafa do dost jungle main ja rahe the ke sher a gya ailk to darakht pr charh gya dosra lait gya or saans rok lia ye daikh kr shair us ke pass aya or kaan main kahan yahan zubaida apa ke totke nahi chalte
by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)
Baap Ne Ane Bete Ko Computer Par Facebook Khole Dekha To Uske Pass Gaya Aur Bola
Baap: “Beta, Facebook Se Hatt Ke Bhi Ek Duniya Hai”
Ladka Khush Hote Hue: “Sachhi Papa, Zara Link To Share Karo, Please.“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho?
Sardar: AC k paas ja k baith jata hun
Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Sardar: To A/C on kar leta hun
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Santa: Yaar aaj to 1 Rs. me 3 amrood mil gye.
Banta: Wo kaise?
Snta: 1 Rs. ka 1 usne dia, 1 mai utha k bhag gya,
or 1 usne muje fek ke mara...
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa Ek Din Apne Dost Ko Bade Dukhi Man Se Bata Raha Tha
Santa: “Bachpan Mein Maan Ki Baat Suni Hoti To Aaj Ye Din Na Dekhne Padte”
Dost: “Kya Kahti Thi Maan?”
Santa: “Jab Baat Hi Nahi Suni To,Mujhe Kya Pata Kya Kahti Thi“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bikari- Rupia Dede
Snta-"Sharam Nai Aati Itne Hatte Katte Khubsurt
Ho K Bheek Mangte Ho
bikari- Acha To Phir Apni Behen Ka Rishta Dede
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
be-izzati
or biwi
ek jaisi hoti hein..
achi tab hi lagti hay, jb doosray ki ho. :-
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
SANTA ~Apka kutta to sher jaisa dikhta hai kya khilate ho ise,..?
BANTA ~abe wo sher hi hai saala PYAAR-WYAAR k chakkar me kutte jaisa dikhne laga hai.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Man1 sitting with dog.
Man2:Your dog bits?
Man1:No
Man 2 sits and the dog bits!
Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit!
Man:That is not my dog.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)