kitab
kash ae khuda tumne hame kitab banaya hota, haseenae hame padte padte so jaati aur sine se lagaya hota. ...
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 816 views
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Santa Ek Din Apne Dost Ko Bade Dukhi Man Se Bata Raha Tha
Santa: “Bachpan Mein Maan Ki Baat Suni Hoti To Aaj Ye Din Na Dekhne Padte”
Dost: “Kya Kahti Thi Maan?”
Santa: “Jab Baat Hi Nahi Suni To,Mujhe Kya Pata Kya Kahti Thi“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ques:Ghurbat ki intha kya hai?
Ans: Jb 1 larki 2 rupay mein kiss dene ko tayar ho
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Aur aap k pass 1 rupay ho…!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Santa aur Banta k bich me fight ho rahi thi..
Banta- Saale main tere kapde phaad k tujhe nanga
kar doonga!!
Santa- Dekh serious ladai me Romantic baat mat
kar!!!!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Interviewer: Let me check your English...Tell me the opposite of good
Sardar: Bad
Interviewer: Come
Sardar: Go
Interviewer: Ugly
Sardar: Pichlli
Interviewer: PICHLLI?
Sardar: UGLY
Interviewer: Shut Up
Sardar: Keep Talking
Interviewer: Ok now stop it
Sardar: ok now carry on
Interviewer: Abay chup ho ja....chup ho ja....chup ho jaa
Sardar: Abe bolta reh....bolta rah....bolta reh
Interviewer: Are yaar
Sardaar: Are dushman
Interviewer: Get Out
Sardar: Come In
Interviewer: U r Rejected
Sardaar: I m selected...bale bale
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Joke tym.
Aj kal k relationships se zyada
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China Mobile ki batterychal jati
hai:D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 ladki COKE pi rahi thi,
achanak usme se 1 Machar nikla or bola "MAA"
Ladki-Me teri maa nhi hu.
Machar- Aisa na bol maa me teri COKE se nikla hu.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek aadmi ko raaste mai patthar
mila..
Us par likha tha "isse palat do,
kuch ban jaoge
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"Jaise hi usne palta dusri taraf
likha tha...
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'Mubarak ho tum Bewkuf Ban
Gaye..
by Asim Raza (few years ago!)
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.
"I PRAY FOR A BICYCLE...I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO...I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..."
His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf." To which the little brother replied, "No, but Gamma is!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together.
Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said,
“Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my will.”
“That is very kind of you,” said the doctor emotionally, and then added,
“May I see that prescription I just gave you? I d like to make a little change…”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)